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Mastermind
Gregory used to work in the mail room, so he has the most experience with logistics. Also, he's seen all the great heist movies. It doesn't look that hard. He knows everything and can anticipate anything - he knew you were thinking that!
Eagle Eye
Tara just got new contact lenses, which she claims magnify her distance vision. So she's the gang's lookout. But because she's a former HR assistant and a natural "people person," Tara often leaves her lookout post to chat with the guys, talk on her phone, or strike up a conversation with nearby police officers.
USB
Darin used to work in the company's I.T. department, doing data entry, so he's the gang's tech wizard: disabling security cameras, encrypting secret codes, and trying to figure out how to set his phone to vibrate. He and Tara don't mind committing crime as long as no one gets hurt and they don't have to do anything wrong.
Vroom (Zoom?)
Once in Investor Relations, Brian is the gang's getaway driver because of his steely nerves. Also, he's the only one who owns a car. Brian wants to be called Vroom, not Zoom. Got it?! He has requested that capers be completed by 7pm so he can help put the kids to bed.
Hammer
Charles has a green belt in karate, which he claims is higher than black belt. This and his ethnicity makes the gang assume, or dare not question, that he's a bad ass. Formerly in Communications, Charles is looking forward to causing collateral damage.
Crazy
Eric has worked in Accounting for 20 years but says that in his free time he's a jungle beast. His motto - "human flesh is part of a healthy diet." He once showed up to work naked, trying to push the envelope of "casual Friday." (Eric is the only member of the gang who was not laid off. He was fired for cause.)
Fingers
Formerly in Sales, Rob has elected himself the gang's safe-cracker. He seems to have the most experience breaking into things, mainly because of the story he keeps telling about unsnapping his first girlfriend's bra in junior high. He loves to rub his fingers together lightly and say, "They call me Fingers."
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